Anticlimactic pager-throwing ceremony planned
Hugh in second week of satiety strike
$6M winfall rejected
01010 turns 100000
Omar finally bests Jeffy in Catan
Canadian CD purchasing unimpaired by foreign residency
Neva enters pointillist period
2004
Hugh dislikes flight training
Nicknames for Hugh mutate out of control
Jeffy adds Tengwar to repertoire of useless languages
Neva struggles with feech impediment
Couple bravely navigates foreign TV timetable
Wesley Willis content decreased in Neva's iPod mix
Westport pool offers random price structure
Cheryl inordinately proud of photo
"Sleep Training" doesn't live up to expectations
Yoda's teachings assist with New Zealand driving
Hugh, Jeffy share complete set of teeth
Diaper check frequency increases during brief Dryden stay
Homemade passport photos as bad as professional
Hugh well-adjusted despite web neglect
Practical joker career off to poor start
Cheese in fridge
Family, elbow dislocated
Day of Catan preempted by labour and delivery
Jeffy pleased with completion of meaningless goal
Alien abduction not ruled out after prenatal checkup
Helen Hunt joke finally told
2003
Retouching photos of children gets Jeffy in trouble
Drawbacks of emergency room work include sick, well patients
Cheryl completes trilogy of domestic female servitude
Phone call goes horribly wrong
Neva develops drinking problem
Journal publication fails to yield T-shirt
Wireless network makes bathroom computing possible
Cheryl and Jeffy take their relationship with possessions "to the next level"
Patient interview degenerates into review of medical TV shows
Jeffy gets stoned at work
Cinema sequels inspire "Neva sequel" idea
Neva may suffer from sucrose deficiency
Walk to and from bakery used to justify trip to and from bakery
Neva charged in condo pool incident
Marg graduates from alcohol teasing to benzodiazepine teasing
Couple buys "Active Lifestyle Vehicle", attempts "Active Lifestyle"
Sweet Potatoes get highest rating yet: One Thumb Down
2002
Parents' efforts to "cut back this Christmas" result in visible tree
Sudbury restaurant in greasy-spoon style serves up authenticity
Getting Probed among highlights of Thanksgiving in Winnipeg
Neva begins to grow third foot
Neva plans for diaper upgrade
Battle for stuffed animal supremacy heats up
Amazing Race ends in 4-way tie at Parsons' cottage
Girl finds thumb, loses thumb, finds thumb again