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quotes[0]='I was but the learner.  Now I am the master. <br> <i>Darth Vader</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0076759" target="newwindow"><b>Star Wars Episode 4 \:  A New Hope</b></a>'

quotes[1]='If once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny.<br> <i>Yoda</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0080684" target="newwindow"><b>Star Wars Episode 5 \: The Empire Strikes Back</b></a>'

quotes[2]='The line must be drawn here!<br> <i>Jean-Luc Picard</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0117731" target="newwindow"><b>Star Trek \: First Contact </b></a>'

quotes[3]='There\'s a devil inside everyone.<br> <i>Paul Sarone</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0118615" target="newwindow"><b>Anaconda</b></a>'

quotes[4]='I am Muad\'Dib!<br> <i>Paul Atreides</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0087182" target="newwindow"><b>Dune</b></a>'

quotes[5]='Sharpness is a state of mind.<br> <i>Li Mu Bai</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0190332" target="newwindow"><b>Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon</b></a>'

quotes[6]='The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few ... or the one.<br> <i>Mr. Spock</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0084726" target="newwindow"><b>Star Trek II \: The Wrath of Khan</b></a>'

quotes[7]='Sometimes the needs of the one outweigh the needs of the many.<br> <i>James T. Kirk</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0088170" target="newwindow"><b>Star Trek III \: The Search for Spock</b></a>'

quotes[8]='There is no spoon.<br> <i>Neo</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0133093" target="newwindow"><b>The Matrix</b></a>'

quotes[9]='If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.<br> <i>Jules Winnfield</i>, <a href="http://us.imdb.com/Title?0110912" target="newwindow"><b>Pulp Fiction</b></a>'

quotes[10]='I am a droopy drawers... Just like my daddy!<br><i>Neva</i>, age 2'

quotes[11]='With every child, your heart grows bigger and stronger...There is no limit to how much or how many people you can love.<br><i>Yasmin Le Bon</i>'

quotes[12]='Housework can\'t kill you, but why take a chance?<br><i>Phyllis Diller</i>'




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